The Twin Towers of Love by Alex Telman

A Few Affirmations for You

I release any negative self-talk and embrace an ideally positive mindset.
I am worthy of success; prosperity is one of my birthrights.
By playing the role of a healthy, happy, successful, wealthy person, I become one.
My performance continually improves as I set the stage for success.
I carry myself, dress, and speak in such a way that embodies confidence and trustworthiness.
My inner mind can show me a green light when it is time for me to take action.
I helpfully know when to take action, when to pause, and when to stop and move in a different direction.
My brain ideally theorizes and strategizes the pros and cons of deals, circumstances, and events.
My internal sensors and brilliant mind enable me to prosper, to become rich, and to achieve lasting wealth.
I leverage any situation to my own advantage.
I find ways for all parties to my transactions to be pleased with the results.
I create win-win situations for everyone.
In dealing with me: everyone wins; everyone prospers; and everyone gets what they need.
Money is generated as a result of my skillful planning, my well-timed actions, and my strategic interactions.
People like and trust me because I am likable and trustworthy.
I am good to my word.

 I stand tall. I smile broadly. My eyes shine. Light emanates from me.
I am magnetic, charismatic, and charming. 

I am vivacious and clever.
I am warm, caring, and kind.
I leave every room and situation better off from my presence.
I bring forth ideas, concepts, notions, and products of great worth.
My work is a labor of love.

20 Motivational Songs

1. Eye of the Tiger – Survivor
2. Chariots of Fire – Vangelis
3. The Final Countdown – Europe
4. We Are the Champions – Queen
5. We Will Rock You – Queen
6. I’ve Got the Power – Snap
7. It’s My Life – Bon Jovi
8. Affirmation – Savage Garden
9. Beautiful Day – U2
10. What a Wonderful World – Louis Armstrong
11. I Feel Good – James Brown
12. I Can See Clearly Now – Johnny Nash
13. Lovely Day – Bill Withers
14. Walking On Sunshine – Katrina and the Waves
15. Live Like You Were Dying – Tim McGraw
16. I Believe I Can Fly – R. Kelly
17. You Gotta Be - Des’ree
18. When You Believe – Mariah Carey/ Whitney Houston
19. Hero – Mariah Carey
20. I Will Survive – Gloria Gaynor

Anti-Fear Quotes

,You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.  ~Mary Manin Morrissey


Nothing in life is to be feared.  It is only to be understood.  ~Marie Curie


Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop.  ~Usman B. Asif


Keep your fears to yourself but share your courage with others.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson


Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it.  ~Henry S. Haskins

each by a pr
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.  ~Bertrand Russell

chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bob Dylan Quotes

"behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain."

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."

"All I can be is me- whoever that is. "

"I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me."

"And I'll stand on the ocean until I start sinking."

"The future for me is already a thing of the past -
You were my first love and you will be my last"

"People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent."

"Sometimes it's not enough to know what things mean, sometimes you have to know what things don't mean."

"If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them."

"Sundown, yellow moon, I replay the past
I know every scene by heart, they all went by so fast"

"May your heart always be joyful. May your song always be sung."

5 Inspirational Quotes

Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right.

--Henry Ford

 

You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?'

--George Bernard Shaw

 

 

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.

--Maya Angelou

 

The journey is the reward.

--Chinese Proverb

 

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

--Elizabeth Kubler Ross

 

 

 

FUNNY: DOCTORS NOTES ON PATIENTS CHARTS

(ACTUAL NOTES--UNEDITED!):

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year

 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.

 3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

 4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1997.

 5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly.  She also appears to be depressed.

 6. Discharge status:  Alive but without permission.

 7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

 8. The patient refused an autopsy.

 9. The patient has no past history of suicides.

10. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

11. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
    three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

15. She is numb from her toes down.

16. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

17. The skin was moist and dry.

18. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

20. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

24. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a lawyer instead.

27. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.

28. The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.

29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.