FUNNY: DOCTORS NOTES ON PATIENTS CHARTS

(ACTUAL NOTES--UNEDITED!):

1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year

 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.

 3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

 4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1997.

 5. The patient is tearful and crying constantly.  She also appears to be depressed.

 6. Discharge status:  Alive but without permission.

 7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

 8. The patient refused an autopsy.

 9. The patient has no past history of suicides.

10. Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

11. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
    three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

15. She is numb from her toes down.

16. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

17. The skin was moist and dry.

18. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

20. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

24. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a lawyer instead.

27. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.

28. The pelvic examination will be done later on the floor.

29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

Smile at a Stranger Day - December 15

Give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine they see all day.

“A friendly look, a kindly smile,
one good act, and life's worthwhile.”

A smile can change a person’s life. It opens up opportunity and connects you both for an instant.

When you Smile at a Stranger they often smile back at you and this is a good feeling.

When you Smile at a Stranger, chances are they will smile at someone else… and on it goes around the globe.

REMEMBER: Your Smile can go a long, long way!

The world could use a little more love.


So on December 15th share your Smile and spread some joy


Please join me, won’t you?


I am trying to make this an international event so please spread the word.


Maybe one day Smile at a Stranger Day will be internationally day!


Please spread the word among your friends.


IF YOU ARE ON FACEBOOK, PLEASE REGISTER YOUR INTEREST HERE:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/event.php?eid=171657956196784

5 Tips to Find Your Passion in Life

1. Start with Your Talents: What activity always makes you lose track of time? What did you love doing as a child but no longer do? Remember, you CAN become an expert in anything you put your mind to. Start by focusing on a very narrow area and begin blogging, tweeting and facing booking about that. You will be surprised how many people will be interested in what you have to say. . You can then decide to take it one step further to make it your passion. Can you write a book on the subject? Can you become an expert? Can you make a career out of it? Ask yourself these important questions.

2. Be Open to New Experiences: You never know where life will take you when people realize you are an expert in a narrow field- journalists, publishers, online friends… people WILL search for you. They WILL find you.

3. Communicate With People in Your Field: As I said, let everyone in social media know who you are- an expert in a narrow field (ANY area is good- there is an audience for EVERYTHING; for example, I write about, lecture and do workshops called, “Exploring, Life, the Afterlife and Reincarnation”- People love my area. They will love yours.)

4. Practice and Research: Research and write- that is my motto. Blog and facebook away.

5. Have no Fear and Never Give Up: Just do it and momentum pick up faster than you’d imagine. Remember, people WANT to know you and what you know. Keep researching and writing because you never know what tomorrow will bring.

Above all… HAVE FUN and make decisions that RAISE YOUR ENERGIES  :)

Alex Telman

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Death and the Afterlife, & Spiritual and Demonic Possession

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7 Tips To Keep You Awake - Naturally

More and more people come to me with sleeping problems.

Here are some tips to help you stay awake naturally - without taking drugs:

1. Get Up and Move Around to Feel Awake. Stetch yourself- it will feel good.


2.Take a Power Nap to Take the Edge Off Sleepiness – between 5 and 20 minutes.

Power naps can be taken sitting as well ask laying down.

If sitting, hold a pencil as if about to write and try to fall asleep. As you nod off you will drop the pencil. You mind will automatically wake up… This was Einstein’s method of power napping.


3. Give Your Eyes a Rest every so often.
Try to give your eyes a 5 minute rest every hour. Wash them. Close them.


4. Eat Natural Energy Food during the day.
 
Peanut butte, nuts, carrots, bananas I find work very well- filling and energy giving, without bloating. And don’t forget to drink plenty of water.


5.  Talk to Someone Interesting… about something you find interesting.


6. Check the Lighting in your Room – make sure your space is well lit.


7. Switch Tasks Every So Often – don’t get bored, stimulate your mind.


Above all… HAVE FUN :)

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21 Tips for a Better Life

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

3. Sleep for 7 hours.

4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

5. Play more games.

6. Spend time with people over the age of 60 and under the age of 6.

7. Dream more while you are awake.

8. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured.

9. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

10. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past.

11. Don't dwell on things you cannot control.

12. Realise that life is a school and you are here to learn.

13. Smile and laugh more.

14. Don't waste time hating other people.

15. Don't take yourself so seriously.

16. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

17. Don't compare your partner with others.

18. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

19. De-clutter - Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

20. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

21. The best is yet to come.


Above all… HAVE FUN :)

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10 Tips to Change Your Life

1. Accept the things you cannot change.

2. Look inside instead of outside yourself for answers to life’s problems.

3. Remember that all feelings are okay.

4. Shield / protect yourself from bad influences.

5. Stand up for what you believe in.

6. Respect the wishes of others when they say no.

7. Seize every moment and live it fully.

8. De-clutter- give away or sell anything you haven’t used in the past two years.

9. Never downgrade yourself.

10. Pamper yourself.

Above all… HAVE FUN :)

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